Crazy WaterCrazy Water No. 4

A· Full disclosure

Mineral · Mineral Wells, Texas

TDS

2,450 mg/L

pH

7.7

Price per liter

Disclosure grade AFull disclosure

This brand publishes a full numeric mineral analysis, so every value below comes from official data.

Character

Minerality: Very high (>1,500)Hardness: Very hardpH character: Slightly alkaline (7.3–7.8)

Bands follow the water-sommelier convention (hardness = Ca×2.5 + Mg×4, as CaCO₃; “source protection” is the nitrate measure that world calls virginality) — computed from the values below, never asserted separately.

Mineral profile

Analytemg/L
Calcium (Ca²⁺)68.2
Magnesium (Mg²⁺)46.9
Sodium (Na⁺)659
Potassium (K⁺)11.7
Bicarbonate (HCO₃⁻)Not disclosed
Sulfate (SO₄²⁻)1,080
Chloride (Cl⁻)241
Silica (SiO₂)5.4
Fluoride (F⁻)0
Nitrate (NO₃⁻)Not disclosed

“Not disclosed” means the brand does not publish this value — that absence is itself a data point.

Packaging

PET plastic

Provenance

Official Crazy Water Water Quality Report PDF (crazywater.com). Bicarbonate NULL: report prints alkalinity as CaCO3, not HCO3 — not comparable, never converted. Silica printed as elemental Si. Fluoride <0.5 recorded 0. Packaging as published: PET bottles and gallon jugs.Last verified 2026-09-13

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